11:40 PM
Interesting Facts from Devi
Fact 1: Humans are supposed to be vegeterians
Why? Look at the structure of human teeth. Mostly blunt (as in not sharp), only 2 sharp teeth by the side, which means humans are supposed to feed on plants, because there's no sharp teeth to tear food apart, unlike that of tiger or lion. The only function of our 'sharp' teeth (those 2) is supposed to be for biting thru thicker plants.
Fact 2: Evolution of humans may have started from fish
There was this fish fossil found some time ago, a fish with hands and legs (how weird is tt?) like those of humans. Hence human evolution may have began with fishes existing billions of years ago.
After explaining this fact, our Miss Devi happily sank her teeth into her fried fish from Long John's.
Fact 3: All humankind may have come from a black woman
Information provided by Mrs Tan. According to the Human Genome Project (or something), all genes are supposed to share a common gene, that of a black woman from god-knows-how-many-years ago. Question is, how did she get pregnant? Elyse has a theory:
ape+ape = ape
ape evolve = black woman
ape+black woman = man-ape
man-ape evolve = humans
How nice. So everyone's supposed to be black. Where does racism comes in?
Fact 4: There's a group of people who smoke marijuara and claim it's a religion
And they have a special feature: All of them haf funky hairstyle (literally, it's all the same). Come on, tell me which is more ridiculuous: this religion or the FLG people writing a letter to MM.
Conclusion: DEvi has weird facts.